Rivio is the low-drama GPS tech that knows where your husband is… even when he doesn't. We track trailers, tanks, boats, and occasionally egos. No contracts. No nonsense. Just blinking boxes that tell the truth.
Disclaimer: This is a humorous page and not a real tracking service.
No husbands were actually tracked in the making of this feature.
AI-powered excuse detection with 99.7% accuracy. We can tell if 'just one more minute' actually means one hour.
Tracks the frequency and quality of dad jokes. Warning: May cause eye-rolling in 3-mile radius.
Pinpoint lost remote controls with military precision. Usually found between couch cushions or refrigerator.
Analyzes procrastination patterns on household tasks. Average completion time: 'Eventually'.
Tracks time spent perfecting the 'perfect burger'. Includes smoke signal interpretation.
Finally! I know exactly how long he's been at the hardware store. Turns out '5 minutes' actually means 2 hours and 37 minutes.
- Sarah, Tracking Since 2023
The money spent calculator is scarily accurate. I showed him the receipt comparison and now he admits to his 'small purchases'!
- Michelle, Happily Married
My husband saw this and bought ME a tracker. Now we just track each other for fun. Marriage counselor approved!
- Jessica, Trust Builder
The 'Last Excuse' feature has turned into a family game. We now have a leaderboard for most creative excuses!
- Amanda, Family Game Night Host
Okay, real talk: Rivio is actually a smart monitoring platform for trailers, tanks, boats, and all the other stuff that likes to disappear when you're not looking.
We built this to solve real problems — but we'd be lying if we said we weren't also having fun along the way.
No contracts. No weird upsells. Just devices that blink, track, and quietly judge your time management.